What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 01:33

Live and Let Die
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
You Only Live Twice
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Moonraker
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why is my ex trying to provoke an argument with me?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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Goldfinger
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Dr No
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Octopussy
-J W Pepper
Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Diamonds Are Forever
A View to a Kill
-All the bad guys are black.
From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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